iPhone 7 Rumors: 3 Features We Think We Know

The iPhone rumor mill is in full swing and already the vaunted “journalists” of the tech industry agree that Apple’s upcoming iPhone 6 killer, known as the iPhone 7, will be the worst phone since the iPhone 5. Here’s what we think we know.

The iPhone 7 Plus Will Have 2 Rear-Facing Cameras

Amazing. Apple, you’ve done it again. Two rear-facing cameras that will merge two images into one image? This is revolutionary stuff. Why use one camera to take one picture, when you can use two cameras to take one picture? Our only question, dear Apple: Why stop at two cameras? Why not go straight to three cameras, or perhaps even five cameras? There’s no telling how great a photo would be if it was created with five rear-facing cameras. Alas, we’ll have to make due with only two cameras, at least until the arrival of the unannounced iPhone 8s Plus B II.

Revolutionary Pressure Sensitive Home Button

Think different is Apple’s motto, and they are really putting their money where their mouth holes are with this new feature: a radically redesigned home button. This is what we’ve all been waiting for. How many times have you pushed down the home button in previous iPhones and it just worked perfectly? Every time? Us too. But now, according to vaunted tech “journalists,” when you depress the new pressure-sensitive home button with haptic feedback, it will also take you to the home screen. Amazing! This new home button is exactly what the world didn’t know it really needs.

No Headphone Jack

If there’s one thing we know from watching thousands of commuters in San Francisco with Apple ear buds shoved in their ears, it’s that we obviously love listening to music on our phones. Perhaps this is why Apple is removing the headphone jack completely, so you can plug in your favorite headphones to an adapter that slips clumsily into the charging connector. Or you could just drop a couple Benjamin Franklins on new fancy schmancy wireless headphones! Apple knows your favorite $10 ear buds are a drain on the economy, and by golly, they are going to do something about it.

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